white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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