I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I FOUND THE LEGS
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