if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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