Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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