; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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