I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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