38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
