Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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