we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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