If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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