I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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