Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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