We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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