didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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