I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Even my vagina gasped.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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