My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Randomize
