I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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