I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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