is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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