Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
false alarm, still single
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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