This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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