Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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