Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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