is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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