found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
YAS. BRING CRAB.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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