its not stalking. its research.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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