break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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