if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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