she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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