ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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