The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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