Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The air taste purple.
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