So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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