we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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