i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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