Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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