At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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