he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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