Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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