She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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