I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize