I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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