My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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