I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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