I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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