if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She's the barista slut.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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