She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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