How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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