i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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