If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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