Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
They have beer where we have blood.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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