wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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