They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Iβve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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