So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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