sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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