at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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