So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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